INDIA UNHYGIENIC INDIA MARCH 31st 2011 with Harry!
Hello! And welcome to the blog. Today I will be telling you what happened yesterday. Beep possessing processing… sorry! Technical faults. Well anyway, yesterday I went to a place called… processing… Akshardham. It is a colossal temple with the volume of 15895684.8 (15 million 895 thousand and 684 point 8) cubic feet (I didn`t make that number up) and it was made 10 yrs ago. It was made because there was once an Indian boy called... err… can`t remember. Nethertheless, it was something like MayyjtnmhialckKofghy (let’s just call him Joe) or some weird name like that. There were many stories about him like… a fake boat ride through caverns decorated with historical plastic figures, (the boat was a kind of giant mine cart on tracks) a big IMax cinema which showed a film about Joe, (it was all in Hindi, and even though we had headphones speaking in English, the voices of Hindi still made louder noises than the EnglishL) Then at one point he befriended a man-eating lion and also when some explosives were thrown at him they fell to the ground and turned into seeds (then they instantly grew into vines and wrapped around the man who threw the explosives). We also saw a robotics theatre. We watched them do different scenes of Joe`s life. Once Joe(in other words, a robot) brought some fish back to life without doing mouth to mouth. Now it’s time for… WHAT I`VE ACHIEVED SINCE I LEFT ENGLAND! Well, one of the things I did before I went to Akshardham was translate some Greek on a Weetabix packet. It turns out that “oat bar” in ancient Greek is pronounced “spareesbromees”. I`m also pretty sure I have enough knowledge to win any argument. Well, it seems I have written all I can write ^yawn^ well, goodnight. Click! Snore snoresnore burgers snore French fries…….. J
